- Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
- Me: gets in bed
- Me: how was earth created
- Me: who made microwaves
- Me: how does the interenet even work
- Me: I'm hungry
- Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
- Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
- Me: too wired to sleep.
I googled “fat birdies” and found magic.
you missed this one.
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention